KoD Attempts To Deny Existence by The Assosciated Press CALIFORNIA -- In a surprise today, the American-based Warcraft 3 team KoD has announced plans to fight against existence. When asked for further comments, team manager Blicero responded, "Huh? Existence? I think we're going to fight Check 6, let me look... oh nevermind, I guess we are fighting against existence."
Despite their manager's composed demeanor, scientists across the country worry there may be severe ramifications if KoD succeeds. Professor Hubert J Farnsworth of Mars University noted, "No one is sure what exactly would happen if KoD successfully manages to defeat existence itself... probably the end of the world as we know it." He then added, "No need to worry though, the chances of KoD winning a WC3L match are about as high as the Large Hadron Collider creating a miniature black whole and destroying the entire earth." He then chuckled nervously.
When asked how he feels about possibly ending all life by possibly extinguishing all exsistence, the Player Formerly Known as Strifecro said, "That would be cool, but not nearly as cool as stopping Algalon from extinguishing all existence."
On Sunday we're facing the american team KoD.
We know that they have a strong Line-up like axslav and the 2on2.
Axslav already took 1 map from the strong ThorZain. We aren't
afraid of them but we know that this will be a tough clanwar.
This clanwar will be really important for us to get into the next round.
We're really motivated and we want to give our best to get some
"big points" from this match.
We hope we can show the community some good games!!!
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