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Guess who's back, back again. Shagrath's back, tell a... local government official. I wrote a statement for SK's previous match that upset a lot of Chinese Warcraft fans. What I thought was a harmless joke turned out to be quite offensive to the Chinese community.
I'd like to clarify that I have nothing but [censored] for the Chinese people, I view China as one of the most [censored] societies on our planet today. China is a [censored] country, filled with [censored] people, who hold dear a truly [censored], [censored] and [censored] set of cultural values that should be [censored].
Now that that's out of the way, let's talk about the match. World Elite are a [censored] team who have been playing pretty [censored] recently. It's going to be a very [censored] match for SK, given how [censored] World Elite are. World Elite are a very [censored] team who shouldn't be taken [censored] by anyone, not even SK Gaming.
In closing, I would like to speak directly to all of you who I offended with my statement, who had the courage to stand up and speak out against what was clearly an inappropriate and tasteless joke.
I hope this wasn't too offensive for you, now go [censored] yourselves.
Just to show there are no hard feelings China, I wrote you a song, I call it "Lost in Translation".
Just last week I made a joke and the Chinese took offense.
I wrote a statement to get some laughs, but quickly things got tense.
I said "Colorful are a very skilled team, especially when playing on line"
Oh wait, my bad, I made a mistake.
They just can't write their statements... on... tiiiiiime.
The Chinese fans became enraged, I muttered to myself "Oh brother!"
Who knew so many Chinese Warcraft fans have had sex with my mother?
Replay's readers started posting, and not just about my mum.
They said "Shagrath's gay", "Lyn likes boys" and "MichaeL takes it up... the... bum".
About World Elite you wouldn't say such things, said some random hero.
Which, while true, is only because World Elite's penalties amount to zero.
I don't care if you're Asian, or if there are differences in our faces.
How about you learn to take a joke and don't be so fucking racist. |
endy
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Stylie
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Mao
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TTBB
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Shagrath, if SK can somehow made the offline finial, here's a friendly recommndation:"Don't come to China"
PS. Reis, plz, come back.
FaR4
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sometimes i wish the good old times back, when those jerks werent present :/
edited by FaR4 10/04/09
tradacee
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YakroN
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CdZ-CeYaR
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AC.Sharapova
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ortinco
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Ratxing
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...once again
DragonSon
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p.s WE GOGO, own them!!!
SchmutzigerLame
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Jamie
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I can't even begin to imagine how the Chinese would react if they would get insulted directly.
aabols
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I like the annoyingeness of that ttbb guy - if he is not 12 - he is rly rly funny
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Ken
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How about you learn to make a proper joke next time and don't be so fucking mental disorder?
KenMasters
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statement by sk against colorful might have been too much, though.
funniest thing was "Shagrath, if SK can somehow made the offline finial, here's a friendly recommndation:'Don't come to China'"
Bunch of nerds in a van gonna kidnap him?
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