wNv Teamwork

And the beat goes on and on
Well okay we had it easy last round vs Def but this round it's twice as hard. It's not because SRS has some super star players in their team which we fear, well okay they aren't bad either, but because the maps really don't favor us at all.
This was the worst case scenario for us. Perhaps it's faith and SRS seem to be our nemesis specially when comes to WC3L.

SRS is a weird clan to me. they play really bad during seasons (see wc3l, ngl) and suddenly out of the blue they pick all the slack up and pull it off in the qualifiers.

Anyway, I hate dealing with the clan, they are always trying to give as many headaches as possible. Even americans and russians were more cooperative than they are.
I know this CW won't go smooth, I know this CW won't be enjoyable and i know this CW will be stressful so my buddies.. expect a really long, painful full of problems cw.
Grab your beers and popcorn coz you will need it.

Anyway, I do hope that we will turn the faith around and we will prevail. Also I do hope that on top of all the matches in the end will be exciting and enjoyable for everyone.

GL. & HF SRS.

Serious.Razer

Me against the World.
Well, okay we had it quite easy last round with M, but I think baschi likes us cause we have it even easyer this Round, we face the self claimed dreamteam Wnv full of superstars who yet have to make their first team achievement. I've got no idea why cause I don't see any logic in saying so but Rumor has it that the maps are very very bad for Wnv, ( don't ask me why , ask Rumor ).

Wnv is a very weird clan to me, they proclaim to be top notch like SK or MYM but somehow they most of the time fail to qualify for the highest leagues, and when they do, they exit after one season ( wc3l s12 ).

Anyway If i'm very honest I'm not very happy about playing vs Wnv. They got an attitude of " HEY WE CANT PLAY AT THE WEEKEND AND WE KNOW YOU GOT A ROSTER CONSISTING OF AMERICAN, EUROPEAN, RUSSIAN AND ASIAN ( as in kowi ) SO THAT IT MIGHT BE PRETTY USEFULL FOR YOU TO PLAY IN THE WEEKEND HAHAH WE CAN'T SO WE ARE VERY HARD TO DEAL WITH AND ITS YOUR PROBLEM WE CANT PLAY IN THE WEEKEND. " Well, something like that then, I've just heard this in the rumor section.

Besides that I know this CW won't be enjoyable, personally I get more satisfaction of hooking up with a prostitute in club than beating Chinese players online, since we all know if we might win then we are lucky cause it was LAN " they would destroy us, they are best, they won't drop a single map" but as soon as they win they are " simply the better team" . A side from that I know this clanwar won't be to enjoyable either for my clanmates, so my honeys, be prepared for playing bo3's that could take over 3 hours and where the only words you will hear be " CAN'T PLAY" " TTTTT LAG" " SPIKE!_!_!", but don't worry team, I will sexually please each and every one of you if we prevail.

Anyway it's gonna be a hard clanwar, last year we won 3-0 ( Omg lag @ wnv T_T ), but in NGL they won ( wnv played VERY well. ) I'm gonna ask my manager if I can get payed in hours instead of a montly basic , if thats the case I'm looking forward to play vs wnv cause win or lose, I' ll be one rich motherfucker.

Goodgame Hf Wnv, may the _BETTER_ team win.
Cheers.

This was your captain speaking,
Welcome on Board, Enjoy your stay.

Don't sexual harras the female flight assistents ffs.