Match against Snode
BEFORE:
SnodeSnodaarD is a random player. He is also a very serious player. I heard he practices 23 hours per day. He sleeps half of the last hour and drinks tea in the other half. I also like tea, particularly green tea. Maybe because I am orc (they are mostly green). As I said, Snode is not Orc, he is random. I wonder whether he will pick an imba race against me (HU/NE) or stick to random. It will cause me difficulties to veto maps because I do not know what he will do, but I guess I will remove TS at least because I nearly lost to Snode on TS a few WCGs ago on the qualifications. GL to Snode and See u on the battlefield!

AFTER:
I think Snode is afraid of losing (maybe he doesnt know it) because after losing game 1 quite badly he gave up the rest.

Vs whatshisname
After a disappointing first match it is now time to unleash my true random powers on this no-named scrub. I predict a swift 2-0 victory for me. I’m actually a little bit insulted that he didn’t forfeit the matches and dares to waste my precious time.

GL HF, this will be an "eitje" for me